Harry Potter and The Half-Blood Prince was released to rave reviews, a new Batman franchise was launched, and Revenge of the Sith was not all bad.
However, in all the excitement, one sinister moment is often overlooked. 2005 was the year Twilight was published.
Nowadays, the mere mention of the word “twilight” is enough to spawn a heated debate. Such a debate might contain phrases like “Edward is so hot,” and “Stephenie Meyer should have a railroad spike driven through her head.”
Some people really enjoy the Twilight series, and there is nothing wrong with that. Everyone needs a little literary junk food. However, it is important for such people to understand their place in the world of dark fantasy. To help them do that, here are a few gems of advice:
• You are not an authority on vampire lore. Reading Twilight and thinking it makes you an expert on vampires is like reading The Da Vinci Code and thinking it makes you an expert on Catholicism.
Vampire literature first showed up in the 1700s and the legends go back even farther than that. Be aware that Stephenie Meyer, the creator of Twilight, took some flagrant (almost blasphemous) liberties with vampire tradition. If you start talking about sparkles you will get smacked in the face.
• Keep it to yourself. Do not tell just anyone that you read Twilight. Do not go around wearing Bella T-shirts. Do not scribble “Mrs. Edward Cullen” over and over again on your notebooks. Have the decency to be ashamed of your obsession. If you absolutely have to talk to another fan about how amazing the New Moon trailer is, please do so quietly and in code.
• You are not welcome at Comic Con. Your brief foray into dark fantasy does not entitle you to be a part of the Geek/Nerd community. You would be going up against people who speak Dwarfish and spend 1/4 of their annual income on action figures. To them, you are the outsider. Understand you are out of your league and just stay home with your Robert Pattinson poster.
• Buffy the Vampire Slayer is better than Twilight. Period.
So let there be peace in the world of adolescent fiction. Let the bullying of Twilight fans cease. Leave them alone to enjoy their cardboard protagonists and formulaic plot devices. And if they mention sparkles, “kill ‘em.”
Abigail Duston is a senior communication major from St. George she can be reached at flutterwood2@aol.com



Don’t get too excited: We doubt Taylor Lautner, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson themselves will be tweeting on the new Twilight Twitter feed.



